There has always been a world wide shortage of computer geek chicks. What is a guy like me, who lives, works and plays on his computer, to do?

Back in high school, my best friend was a female named Ingrid Hein. She was the coolest chick ever to hang around with. After high school, she moved to Montreal and I moved to British Columbia. A few years later, we lost touch.Ingrid Hein

This morning, I decided to Google her. You can imagine my surprise when the very first link that came up was this video (requires Real Player) of Ingrid buiding a computer from scratch and configuring it as an Apache web server! Any chick that is into that is simply sensuous in my books. But Ingrid! Combine good looks, intelligence, humor, an amazing personality-- with geekiness, and you have, in my opinion, the hottest female on the planet.

I managed to get in touch with Ingrid's roommate. It turns out that she is in South Africa until May. So I'll have to content myself with playing with computers until then. Perhaps I'll name my next computer Ingrid. One never knows, maybe she'll Google herself in the meantime and discover this page. My message is simple:

Ingrid Hein, will you marry me?

Eat your heart out, guys.

16 February 2003  |   permalink